A person who stands too close to you in a public setting when there is no explanation or reason why. They will do this in a setting that does not warrant close squishing of people, i.e. a park, an empty store. Since they are in a sense "sucking themselves" as close to you as possible, they are named a Bissellbody aka (hoover man) (vac stander).
A: Someone who must be in your face to have a conversation with you, and even when you back up during their sentence, they move in close again and fix the situation to make it an awkwardly close distance.
B: You are standing in line at a drugstore (etc.), and you turn around and BAM!.....there is a person literally on your butt cheeks, and there is nobody behind them!!........and the store is empty!!!....Why must he/she do this!!?? They are acting like a Bissellbody!
standingawkwardconversationpublicshopping
B: You are standing in line at a drugstore (etc.), and you turn around and BAM!.....there is a person literally on your butt cheeks, and there is nobody behind them!!........and the store is empty!!!....Why must he/she do this!!?? They are acting like a Bissellbody!
standingawkwardconversationpublicshopping
by Hmmphh! August 14, 2013
Get the Bissellbody mug.A bessersuisse is a knowitall who feels superior because they're from Switzerland. The word is derived from the German words besserwisser and besserwessi for knowitalls especially if they're from West Germany.
by adewale.demo August 27, 2013
Get the Bessersuisse mug.Related Words
Busser
• bussey
• bussed
• Bussell
• Busse
• bussel
• bussecks
• Bussed-Down
• bussedoo-doo
• bussein
A chick with a dick, a women with a penis, a man with a snatch, usually associated with someone that has the opposite genders name , such as when a man is called Beverley, classic example of bumsexgenetalia
by Hayzee February 9, 2014
Get the bumsexgenetalia mug.When you eat raw sliced brussel sprouts and wash it down with a few cans of Lager. Then pull up the bed sheets to cover your girlfriends head while she is about to go to sleep. That is Brussel Sprout Romance!
by The Smart Ass June 30, 2015
Get the Brussel Sprout Romance mug.A basser is someone who can't play bass but gets put in the band for his/her charisma and rockin' stage presence.
Caolan is a great bassist; he can slap that thang. Martin, on the other hand, is only a basser; they won't even plug his bass in, but he looks like a rock star.
by BasserMcRib September 12, 2016
Get the basser mug.
Bessel - Person who appears normal but under the influence of alcohol turns into a demonic entity who bring down everyone around them.
by Matuth January 9, 2017
Get the bessel mug.