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Anus burger

Derived from the accidental misreading of Angus burger
An anus burger is a shit which has enough liquid in it that it comes out with a mind of its own making a pile in the toilet which looks like some pureed beef you'd make a smooth burger with.
"Oh god Stacy, DO NOT go in that bathroom, the toilet has the largest anus burger I have seen in my life in it."

"I'm not picking my dogs shit up! I don't care if you call the police, thats a fucking anus burger, I'm refuse to touch it, in fact, I can't even look at it anymore. How in the hell is my dogs shit that orange?"
by Raychilldo February 16, 2010
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burger nipples

"Burger Nipples" are nipples belonging to a female with a large (and often dark) areoli area, which makes them look like hambugers.
dude, that chick has byrger nipples
by Jamie W February 24, 2004
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Burger Juice

When a girl is on her period she is on the burger juice. Derives from the way a fadge looks like a burger and that when you squeeze a burger lots of manky juice sops out.
Joe: Did you finally schtip your ho last night dave?

Dave: Naah man she was on the fuckin burger juice gangsta. I had to beat one off.
by Chegbell January 9, 2009
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Bukkake Burger

A burger so full of toppings that it explodes on your face when you take a bite.
Dude, hand me another napkin, this bukkake burger is out of control!
by Jessinseatown April 15, 2011
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clam burger

name given to certain women's reproductive organ( the vagina) as it sometimes resembles a clam in a burger shape.
wow check out lucas's mum's clam burger
by morty and ruiséal February 9, 2009
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burgerize

A violent criminal act that entails turning someone, usually an enemy, into a "chopped" and unrecognizable non-human state that highly resembles ground meat, or a hamburger. This can be accomplished via chainsaw, rocket launcher (e.g. DOOM), meat grinder (e.g You Can't Do That on Television), or placement of said enemy in the compactor of a large sanitation department vehicle.

Mainly used, however, as a description of how badly you are going to fuck someone up, usually in a preliminarily threatening way.
"If you burglerize, prepare to be burgerized"
by BK Dymacel March 21, 2007
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Burger Dump

When you are having a BBQ and you eat so much meat that you get bloated and feel sick and have to go to the toilet to relieve the pressure, and it is a massive, horrible meaty dump. It also has to be in someone else's house.
Dude, wheres Vic? Vic's taking a burger dump in Joe's toilet.
by MiSt00rM June 25, 2009
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