When you ejaculate on an unsuspecting victims face and the they wake up to hard or dry cum and it's eggy like.
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A breakfast combination popular in many parts in Canada, particularly among whores. The breakfast consists entirely of a triple triple from Tim Horton's and a cigarette.
Early Sunday morning, sitting on a curb in front of Tim Hortons, and still wearing yesterday's clothes, Jenna savoured a well deserved whore's breakfast.
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Get the Whore's Breakfast mug.An american breakfast is where two bummers have bumsex one evening and leave the cum, shit ,blood and piss in their bum over night and then fart it onto a piece of clingfilm in the morning and feed it to each other for breakfast.
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I called my friend to see if he wanted to head out to eat, but he said he'd already had a Texas Breakfast.
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