Brandon

1. The most amazing and caring man in the world.
2. Capable of more than they give themselves credit for.
3. Someone I am always excited to spend time with.
4. The BEST person for Brittany and Everett.

I can't imagine spending my life without Brandon.

I'm so lucky to have Brandon in my life.

I love Brandon so much.

by justsomegirlinlove October 5, 2020

Brandon

some disgusting weirdo, lil indian scammer

yo brandon beat it

by BobtheTatMate October 12, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is a total creepy douchebag, he's always going to be a dickhead and deserves a "fuck you" every now and then.

That guy is such a fucking Brandon, I'd fuck him up if he still lived here.

by LordGanggyisdaddy February 6, 2019

Brandon

He's a fucking cunt, dickhead, and an asshole all in one. Probably fat and does some weird ass facial expressions along with the immense amount of cringe that comes along with him. Only come backs are "with your mom last night"

John: Yo Brandoni wtf are you doing ?
Brandon: Your mom
John: you fucking cunt

by Thatonedickhead April 24, 2017

Brandon

Sexiest in the world. Has a big nob 😉

Brandon has a big nob
I wish I was a Brandon

by Branner64 January 9, 2018

Brandon

Someone with an incredibly small penis

Person 1: would you date brad?
Person 2: I would, but I heard he’s a bit of a Brandon.

by BigBoyGamer March 5, 2020

Brandon

Homosexual male also known as poof

Hey look at him he’s brandon

by JTarr July 19, 2018