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British Gas Mask

When you take a shit on a girl's chest, then fart up her nose so that the smell stays there for days. Also used as a sign of dominance in some african cultures
Yeah, I gave this chick a British gas mask the other day....bitch wont be looking at anyone else again.
by Darrylsucksballs November 27, 2011
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British pound of mound

I better those two were having a British pound of mound last night
by Sexy wanker 3345677:(( March 14, 2015
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British firing squad

When several men line up shoulder to shoulder and time an ejaculation on a victim down range, similar to firing range executions from the 1700s. Related to the bukkake.
Paulo, Vertis, Brian and Christian gave the girl a British firing squad. It was gross.
by Glock the Cock August 7, 2015
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british airways

An airline that has absolutely no notion of how to deliver minimum customer expectations, but will shamelessly take their money through grossly overinflated and uncompetitive fares.

An airline staffed entirely by unyielding, militant unionists and sour, humourless battleaxes, who- despite being more than reasonably paid- would rather drive their employers into the ground than do an honest day’s work.

An airline that erroneously claims to the be the ‘world’s favourite’, but is actually the most reviled, useless, unreliable, staid and crap carrier in the Western World.

An airline that symbolises very prodigiously everything that has gone wrong with the country whose flag it flies.
'I'd love to see you and and the kids over Christmas, but I could only get a ticket with British Airways'.

Why would anyone fly British Airways these days?

I spent five days sleeping on the floor of Heathrow because of strikes by British Airways

Virgin Atlantic is so much better than British Airways

British Airways has given us no information, so we still don't know if we'll fly today
by Goat Rope February 24, 2011
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British

People with cricked ass teeth. Most of them have a boner for king Goerge the third because he screwed us americams
Those fucking British
by Piss wholes November 16, 2017
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British Goodbye

When somebody says goodbye, but doesn't leave. The opposite of an Irish Goodbye.
Theresa gave us a British goodbye - we found her still sitting in the foyer hours later.
by Empomeow March 29, 2019
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Going British

Driving on the left side of an American road.

Regardless of reason, explaining to the officer that you were "going British" ought to be plausible justification.

Also see "Going Scottish"
Oh nice bro, there aren't any red lights on this side. We'll use it. If anyone asks, were 'going British.'
by Midnight Z06 June 2, 2009
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