Good morning, and God bless

A joke from h3h3Productions that Ethan made. Good morning, and God bless is when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Guy 1: Hey dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Guy 2: I'm doing a good morning, and god bless

by TrashCantDoThisAnymore May 24, 2018

bless you

Said to a person who has just sneezed.

Bless you, Jack

by Debskelly1985 June 27, 2025

Good Morning God Bless

Taking a shit, drinking coffee, and eating egg salad at the same time.

Devon: "Hey, where's Jerry?"
Carl: "Oh he's doing a Good Morning God Bless"

by AnthonyTheVast May 22, 2018

Blessing

Having a Kaitlin Jones in your life

Good really did give me the biggest blessing by allowing me to meet Kaitlin

by Koolydudy January 8, 2022

Bless

asking someone for the vape or cart

Wassup dawg lemme get the bless

by Josanma March 26, 2023

Irish Blessing

Taking a shot of Jameson out of a potato skin and chasing with beef gravy.

Let’s have a Irish blessing at the pub tonight.

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Bless Your Heart

As a Southern lady, I can tell you there are several meanings to this Southern phrase.

1. If something terrible happens to you, I say it as a way to say "That really sucks! I feel sorry for you." I'll look at you with genuine sympathy.

2. If I look at you with a sardonic smile, I'm trying to call you an idiot without sounding rude.

3. If I look annoyed or mad, that means you've really crossed the line and you're not in good stead with me. It's my way of saying "Go fuck yourself!!!" when I'm in a situation where I can't just say that.

1. "Your mama has cancer? Oh, bless your heart. I'll be praying for you."

2. "I don't know what that guy was thinking when he said that was a good idea, bless his heart."

3. This man was rude and he needed to be put in his place, so I looked him in the eyes and said "Well, bless your heart!".

by SouthernLady2401 September 3, 2023