Balloon boobies

When a girls boobs are so huge that they literally look like 2 huge balloons

Bro1, dude have you seen Jamie’s tits

Bro2, yea man they look like balloon boobies

by Bigboynate April 27, 2020

Balloobadoobus

Balloobadoobus

I like to say Balloobadoobus

by Baldy Balloobadoobus July 11, 2021

Balloon cooter

When a vagina is tight upon entry but as you enter deeper its gets wider/looser as if you’re blowing up a balloon

Guy1: how was the sex
Guy 2: it was alright.. she had a balloon cooter though... so I had to fake a nut.

Tiffany doesn’t know what a balloon cooter is.... I think she has a balloon cooter

by Antlet7261 September 8, 2021

Balloon Problem

A minor problem solved in the wake of a much bigger problem. Comes from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Rock Bottom."

"I found that CD you were looking for!"
"Well that solves my Balloon Problem, but I still can't get my car to start!"

by That_Madachod February 4, 2022

Balloon knotty

Something that looks like a tied balloon or a butthole.

Trump’s mouth is a little balloon knotty.

by Knotty69420 August 23, 2022

Balloon-gate

A political scandal, usually one with national security implications, in the making.

By popping the Chinese balloon on Feb 4 2023, Biden probably avoided balloon-gate.

by Sexydimma February 5, 2023

Ballooming

When a man looms his balls over a woman's face barely grazing the mouth and nose.

During 69, I was ballooming her face until she couldn't take it anymore and gave me a hard BJ.

by FMBJR October 15, 2023