Bible slap

When you try to force unmarried men not to bring ladies to his or her residence and sleep with them. Most likely happens during nightclub hours.

I saw this random guy on the street and saw he was around two lesbians who wanted to bring him home and bang. I showed him the Bible verse 1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators... but before I could finish reading he grabbed it out of my hand and did a Bible slap across my face and I fell to the ground.

by ThisIsMe01 September 6, 2013

Coom Bible

An meme/good atheist alternative to the actual bible. It's just a list of meme definitions.

Man 1: I believe in the Coom Bible, amen.
Man 2: Yeah I read the Coom Bible every night.

by Sapphic Tree Dick April 18, 2021

Pocket Bible

North Carolina slang for penis, often used by politicians.

"Oh Stephen, I feel passion and desire and would like to feel you pocket bible in my hands"

by johnnyjr May 1, 2022

Bible Trumper

A politically motivated fake religiously pious person

That asshat is a real Bible Trumper

by lvferdi August 17, 2021

bible thumper

1. A good christian/catholic person who lives by the rules of the bible and does not pick the parts of the bible that suit him/her the most. Is often ridiculed for the above.
2. What gay and non christian people call everyone who believes in what the bible says.

1.Person1: Gee that guy is so good he is going to heaven for sure.
Person two: I hate that bible thumper!
2.Person1: I don't think gay people should be married becuase...
Person2: You are like, such a bible thumper!

by Christopher Mckay April 9, 2006

bible study

Study the Bible, If you dont read it then you shall be in trouble

Man1: Hey, you want to study the holy book?
Man2: Yeah, can I bring some mates
Man1: Too right!

by Nate April 10, 2005

Stalin's Bible

Another name, or should be another name, for George Orwell's 1984

Stalin's Bible actually predicted what can, and might, happen to America if no one, not even SCOTUS, is willing to stand up to wokeademics and cancel culture

by Sexydimma April 2, 2021