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Justin beiber

A gay ass donkey shit that doesn't have a life
Because

1. He is 15 but sounds like a 3 year old
2. You can clearly hear auto-tune
3. He has no talent in anything
GayAss fan: OMG I LUV Justin beiber HE IS SO FCKIN BUTIFUL I SHAT MAHAELF
Person who has a life: I SHAT MYSELF BECAUSE OF YOUR REDARDED GRAMMAR
by Psychotic looser January 18, 2015
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Justin Beiber Haircut

The haircut that most lesbians get at a barber shop .
The Justin Beiber Haircut is a new trend for lesbians .
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The Justin Bieber

When two guys cum in each other's mouths and try to sing like a girl.
I gave this really attractive guy that looked like a girl the Justin Bieber.
by Diry Ry November 5, 2010
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Justin Bieber

A Disgrace to man kind and all of music history....
"Hey that guy over there seems like a Justin Bieber."
by A Real Unicorn February 4, 2015
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Justin Bieber

Probably the biggest douchebag in the world. The little bitch shows up to concerts 2 hours late, leaves 2 hours early, overprices his tickets, and hires prostitutes (because he can't get it anywhere else). He said that he wishes Anne Frank was a belieber, proving how self-centered he is. He went to Disney land and demanded that an entire restaurant be cleared so he can eat there, costing Disney land thousands of dollars. He is BANNED from Disney land.

And with all this, girls still insist on listening to this douchebag.
Belieber: OMG DID YU LIEK HEER TEH NEW JUSTIN BIEBER SONGG LIEK OMG
Me: Uhh... No. I'd rather not. *Listens to anything else that isn't Justin Bieber*
by PawPrint November 26, 2013
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Justin Bieber

The all-time greastest disgrace to the male species. Someone who makes James Blunt's "Beautiful" sound like something that won't make your ears bleed. Justin Bieber-someone who's so called "pubes" are adorably swept to the side. The fact that this "boy" sounds like a cow in labor is the overstatement of the century let alone the era/millenium.
Timothy: How's your day been so far?
John: Ugh, it sucked. Maybe the worst I've ever had...
Timothy: Really? That bad?
John: Yeah, the WORST. A real Justin Bieber day.
Timothy: Ooh, one of those? I had a Justina Bieber day once, I got a divorce, lost $1,000,000, and I had my dick cut off.
by Just Insucks January 24, 2011
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Justin Beiber

A stupid little 16 year old prick who hasn't yet reached puberty. Likes to have sexual interactions with Usher, but you still cant say that it's gay , because it's not a he or a she. It (and all the 10-16 year old girls) think it's so amazing, but in reality, it is the most sucky singer ever to sing a song on the face of this earth. 10 year old girls masturbate to pictures of him in womens underwear. Just you wait until it's nuts grow in (a few months, unless they're injecting it with estrogen)
Should be disposed of (thrown into a volcano, assassinated, killed by Chuck Norris's little finger, etc.)
Dude: Hey did you see that Justin Beiber giving usher a blow job on TV?
other Dude: Yeah that was so freaking gross

Dude: Justin Beiber is such a faggot
Guy: Yup.
by ben2kool4skool January 15, 2011
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