Homo before 99

The act of being/acting in a homosexual way before the age of 99

Punishable by death

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Man 1: bro I had gay sex last night

Man 2: bro that’s illegal because your not 99 yet

Man 1: please don’t kill me for being homo before 99

by Homob499 January 31, 2022

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sip before you rip

Take a sip of water (or your designated beverage). Before you rip your bong

cewpins: Take a sip before you rip mate!

by bowlsnappingbrinkman December 30, 2022

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check thyself before thy wreck thyself

also known as the 11th commandment, it is a sentence used when someone makes a fool of someone for something that also applies to them.

also a great advice.

many variations exist, like:

"check yourself before you wreck yourself"

or the more correct version of this one :

"check thine self before thou wreck thine self"

example 1.

ghost 1: - "man ghosts sucks"

ghosts 2: - "you know you're a ghost right?"

ghost 1: - "holy ghost! you're right"

ghost 2: - "check thyself before thy wreck thyself"
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example 2:

online scrub - "you're grammar sucks"

online proud fedora owner - " *your* check thyself before thy wreck thyself"

by count philosopher July 11, 2016

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10 seconds before you go-go

This is the sexual act of teasing your partner for such an extended amount of time and just barely keep him from ejaculating. And when you think the time is right, you simply start having normal sex so he can't manage to hold it back for more than 10 seconds.

I don't know what to think...Stacy did the 10 seconds before you go-go on me, and now i'm neither satisfied, nor dissapointed.

by crazy_weisz October 19, 2018

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nea nea before u get da whoppin

if you dont nea nea you get hit by a belt because you didnt nae nae

karl: nea nea before u get da whoppin

bedar: (nae naes)

by glothy October 8, 2020

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Stack up before you stock up.

To prioritize earning or saving money over spending it.

Saving a substantial amount of money to invest.

If I want to get something nice for Christmas, I have to start stacking up before I stock up.

If you want to make good money buying shares, you have to stack up before you stock up.

by ErKTM November 19, 2021

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