Battyfish

A nonce or someone you don’t like is a dickhead

Mrs Johnson is a battyfish

by Bunty sund January 16, 2020

batterbitch

Another name by the Homestuck fandom to define Her Imperious Condescension. This comes from what a bitch she is, as well as her claws into the Betty Crocker franchise, as she is the batterwitch herself.

Have you ever heard of Betty Crocker?

Yeah, that's Condy, the batterbitch.

by Batterbitch October 20, 2013

Low-battery measures

When your cellphone battery runs low, you have to take take low-battery measures such as reducing brightness, closing applications or maybe even switching on airplane mode.

A: "Why is your screen so dark? Do you even see something?"
B: "I'm running low on battery, I have to take low-battery measures to make it through the day."

by Peter324 December 12, 2013

battered sav

Originally an Australian term for a hot dog sausage (saveloy) battered and deep fried, commentary of the 2000 Olympics Men's Gymnastics by Australian comedic duo Roy & HG on "The Dream" redefined it as a move where a (male) gymnast leaps into the air, lands in a push-up position and touches his groin to the floor - thereby 'battering' his 'sav'.
See also: flat bag, hello boys, dutch wink, crazy date, party date, spinning date

.. and the russian gymnast lands the double corkscrew, now he batters the sav... yes, that was a nice battered sav, straight into the crazy date

by MartinBartinFargo May 27, 2007

battery head

a frequent user of the drug psychedellic drug acid also known as lsd

man that john is such a battery head
hes always dropping acid

by jejomar August 20, 2006

Battery Budgeting

When you have 20% or less battery power on your cell phone, and you budget your usage time between phone calls, texts or games.

Oh damn my phone is at 15% time to do some Battery Budgeting

by chicken hawk 103 December 23, 2010

3d Medical Battalion

A Marine Corps/Navy personnel forward operating command in Okinawa, Japan. People attached to the unit undergo observation used to study the affects of military personnel confined to prison conditions and mistreatment. Personnel are subject to below standard living quarters, curfew restrictions inspired by Germany's Nazi party, and plentiful amounts of unskilled menial labor used to degrade individuals to the point of psychological trauma and complacency.

Holding your immediate family as prisoners in Guantanamo Bay until you get your FMF pin qualification, and other forms of black mail that violate United Nations policies. "I used to have a bright future, but then I got stationed at 3d Medical Battalion."

by fpconproblemchild November 22, 2011