batmanian

When a particular conundrum is solved in such a fashion that is similiar to the method used by Batman, typically the 60's tv Batman (Adam West).

by blue_raven February 1, 2003

Pulling a Batman

When one makes plans, intricate or otherwise, but then falls out of communication until well after they can be salvaged, often by losing a cell phone.

"Man, we were all set tonight to go to the club and shit and then she goes off and pulling a Batman."

"I cleaned my house and my car and everything and then she straight up pulled a Batman on me dawg."

by IzzyPOP February 19, 2012

batman goansee

Someone who is extremely annoying and stupid!

Ashley, your such a batman goansee!

by Kirsten and Lauren September 5, 2004

Batman

He isn't gay: he just likes to make you gay.

"Batman makes My Chemical Romance passionately lick his sac every night before making them take a long cylindrical.... *item* up the ass."

by Batman McManbat September 3, 2011

batman

Like a hot carl, but you squeeze her tits together and release forming the batman signal across her chest and tits. Think Rorschach inkblot.

Can also be like the superman, but on her front and the sheet is optional.

This chick was heinous, but she had huge bolt-ons. When she fell asleep, I dropped a hot carl, gave her a batman, and wiped my ass on her curtains. Fuck her!

by Big Pauly Pizzle May 1, 2008

Go play Lego Batman

When playing Xbox or PS3 and someone is so bad at a game that the only game they will be good at is Lego Batman.

Dude you are so bad at this game. Go play Lego Batman.

by muchobueno April 6, 2011

Uncle Batman

Wearing special-shark-proof-Bat-long-underwear while using the giant-Bat-magnet to touch young wards inappropriately.

A more elaborate and gear-dependent form of molestication.

Holy molestication! I've {sob} been Uncle Batmanned!

by Lupin Yonsei August 25, 2008