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Cincinnati Chili Bath

A rare feat only known to have been performed thirteen times in recorded history. The act involves a person (man or woman) vomiting on a second person who happens to be taking a dump on a clear glass table that a third person is lying beneath and looking up through.
The real reason the Beatles broke up was that Ringo felt slighted when he wasn't included in the Cincinnati Chili Bath.
by WMarconi October 6, 2010
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Dog In A Bath Tub

by latiaslatios November 16, 2016
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Russian Cum Bath

When a group of guys cum in a tub, and make a girls swim in it.
Josh: "Bro, me and a couple of girls gave Maria and Stacy a Russian Cum Bath last night!"

Dave: "Gross."
by Bbro3 August 8, 2009
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bathketball

the incorect way of pronouncing basketball that so many illiterate collegete basketball players say during interviews.
(Player speaking after winning game during interview): Thank god, praise the lord that the bathketball came my way, I was just looking to find da hoop amen.
by Pete Dick March 18, 2008
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bathardi

A random burst of energy, happiness, madness, or insanity which can sometimes seem violent in nature. A person who is suffering from bathardi may make weird and violent faces, their teeth may clench and their bodies (mostly the face and upper extremities) may quiver and shake. In some rare cases, bathardi may also be characterized by the urge to utter pure nonsense in real or unreal languages. Once bathardi occurs, it may effect surrounding victims at an exponential rate.
"Jasmine was talking to me about her upcoming trip to India and then she randomly got super excited, hugged me, and started quivering and making contorted faces!"

"Hahahah. She has some real bathardi issues."
by JVVBD Families January 22, 2012
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Coochie Bath

A quick but thorough cleansing of the privates when one does not have time for a full shower, most likely to be taken in the event of a booty call or a drunk dial when one needs to be fresh for possible intercourse.
"I don't have time to take a complete shower, but I have to at least take a coochie bath before my date gets here."
by JennyF March 25, 2009
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Shit Bath

The act of pouring bubble bath, bath salts, or dish soap in the toilet prior to passing a bowel movement. Many people enjoy listening to sounds of nature records while performing a shit bath.
Kelly: "I feel like I have been neglecting my mud muffins lately. My poop has been nothing but good to me and I haven't done a single nice thing back. I'm going to treat the next one to a nice shit bath."
Dad: "Don't use the good laundry detergent."
by CATFOOODS February 1, 2012
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