You Bastard Guy

One who consistently, and with explicit malice, consumes one's nilla wafers.

You ate my nilla wafers, you bastard guy.

by Waffalova January 29, 2009

bastard

level four of sentence enhancers
1=hell
2=damn
3=ass
4=bastard
5=bitch
6=shit
7=fuck
8=The Finger
* using two means adding.

by nappyafrochik April 5, 2003

Bastardism

1. (n) The art of being a bastard.

"Mr. Hill gave you 75 pages of homework? That's bastardism!!!"

by prvtdonut7 April 20, 2005

Ass-Bastard

A person who has been conceived and born in an unwed gay man's anus.

I hate that guy, he's a complete ass-bastard.

So your dads aren't married? That'd make you an ass-bastard, huh?

by Safe Seraphim June 28, 2008

bitch bastard

A particularly spiteful male, possibly but not necessarily gay.

"What has that bitch bastard been saying about me?"

by prairiefire May 21, 2010

bastard

a small town in Norway

i live in Bastard, Norway. Fine place

by oaketree May 13, 2005

Bastard

One who makes life difficult. Such cases are abundant; however, their effect can usually be negated or lessened by the individual.

Grandpa: Don't let the bastards get you down.
Me: Which ones are the bastards?
Grandpa: All of them.

by Zach Rock Steady November 18, 2003