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scat babies

A scat baby is the shit of a man who has previously eaten another man's shit. The idea is that guys who love shit sexually will eat other men's shit. Eating the other man's shit is like the conception. The eater is pregnant with the shit pregnancy usually for 24 hours or when he digests and shits out the other man's shit.
Scat babies are basically recycled shit passed through more than one man's digestive system.
"I ate John's huge turd log. Then I ate Emilio's hard shit. I was now pregnant with two scat babies."
"I had held onto my scat babies for 24 hours. They had worked through my guts and were like hard bricks trying to force their way out of my anus."
by jaylbayt October 21, 2009
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gangsta bitch barbie

1) Subject of an SNL skit. "Comes with her own pack of Newports".
2) The name of a Boston-based rap/metal band that later changed its name to Nullset upon being signed.
In Japan the hand is used like a knife.
by Spit Blood April 15, 2003
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carpet babies

Carpet Babies are produced when a man without any premaditated thought begins to jerk off while watching BodyShaping on ESPN or some soft core porn on Cinemax at 3 am. Right when reaching the point of climax he realizes he has no towels or kleenexes so he drops his load on the floor.
Hey you dumbass I just stepped on your carpet babies. Don't sweat it I'll make more.
by I.B. Noone March 16, 2004
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dingle babies

dried-crusty seaman left covering ones vajina. The sick cousin of dingle berries exept harder to see there for usualy end up in some drunk guys mouth .
Every thing was going great at the red parrot until I took that girl home and got a face full of dingle babies
by chef killa s October 12, 2010
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Ken and Barbie style

Sex position - Neither partner is allowed to bend at the elbows or knees.
Ken and Barbie style...be careful...if she gets pregnant the offspring might be a blow up doll...or worse...a real child
by ZCMC April 8, 2010
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eat babies

or to eat one's babies, vb.
To do well, to triumph over someone
to humiliate someone
How'd the debate go?
Oh, man! I ate their babies! They looked so sad.
by Hanz Von Steiner March 9, 2005
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Barbie

A nickname for extremely attractive and hot person
hei Barbie,how's going?
by Viktorius October 16, 2008
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