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Breaksex

Rhymes with breakfast.

This is the sex a couple has in the morning to get the day started on a regular basis. Not to be confused with morning sex, which is occasional sex in the morning.
Guy 1: Yea dude, I can't get my day started right without breaksex. I'm just uneasy if I know my girl is walking around out there without some of me inside of her.

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T: Yea, we fell asleep around 10pm.

K: That's lame.

T: True. It's ok though bc we wake up at 5:30.

K: Really? Why?

T: Gotta get my breaksex in before I go to work.
by His Majesty the King January 26, 2011
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Breast-Dialing

Related to butt-dialing, Breast dialing is when a woman puts her phone in her bra and accidentally calls someone without realizing it.
Call recipient- Hello? Hello?
Later that day...

Call recipient- Hey you called me earlier but you didnt say anything so I just hung up.
Breast-dialer- Oh yeah sorry those were my breasts dialing you.
Call recipient- yeah i figured you were breast-dialing.
by Badmoney January 18, 2010
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breads

When someone has dreads, but they are balding as well. This invariably leads to a poor cosmetic outcome, the wearer usually looks like a washed up hippie yoga instructor.
Andy: Did you see Mike? I haven't seen him in a while, his dreads have really started turning into breads. It looks horrid.

Pok: Ouch-at some point, you gotta let go of Jamacia, and say hello to middle age.
by schmuckaneers August 25, 2009
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Dirty Breadstick

noun - during the act of intercourse on a beach, pulling out and dipping the male unit into the sand, it has now become a dirty breadstick

aka a screaming pelican
I was with Ashley on the beach, I gave her a dirty breadstick. She was pissed.
by David McQuade February 15, 2008
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Dense Breast

When a Breast, male or female, has a lot of muscle tissue and fibers like those found on professional bodybuilders and athletes.
Joe: "Man, I like a girl with Dense Breast and a firm ass!"
Tom: "What? You mean like Holly Holm?"
Joe googles said athlete: "Yep!"
by RaiRaijinn November 23, 2016
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nigga beats

songs that are made by my african brothers
Songs that encompass the african heritage along with some bass noise. An example would be Milkshake, Jay-Z, Tupac, Nelly, etc. etc. As you can see these "beats" are part of normal society
by Joe Smith February 9, 2004
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Drop Beats Not Bombs

The sickest custom drums ever! Anti-war, peace promoting website for all who love music! Is that you?
Dude you've never heard about Drop Beats Not Bombs? You gotta google it!

That dude from DBNB is my nigga!
by HulaBuNGalo July 5, 2009
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