Bog Shotgun

When you build up farts and shit from the day and eat a curry in the same evening. Then, the morning following, you will enter you home or public toilet and let your insides loose on the bog, ending in a shotgun like shit splatter on the inside of the bog that is hard to clear when flushing.

Sorry to tell you mate, but I’ve just done a bog shotgun in the upstairs loo

by BigBeefyBoi69 May 17, 2019

Feener Bog

If something bad happens to someone, you can say it.

He got out! Feener Bog!

by AyoWhatTheDogDoin June 13, 2023

bog

bad, horibble

That's bog weed mate.

by Arcane Origin September 1, 2017

spunch bog

an alternate spelling of spongebob, primarily by an individual that is under heavy influence of either alcohol or drugs

Person 1: nrrmg spunch bog
Person 2: dude, you've had way too much

by M-32 Rotary Grenade Launcher July 29, 2022

Alberta Tree Bog

you law a log on the ground and you grabble your partner, you smear it in their face

Hey me and girlfriend were getting bored of our usually sex acts, so i gave her a Alberta Tree Bog

by Mr TreeBog July 5, 2025

Bog Locked

A similar concept to "Dog Locked", but occurring when getting an erection whilst sitting on the toilet, and causing one's penis to become jammed under the seat or rim.

Note: "The Bog" is a common name for a toilet in The United Kingdom.

Dude, I was looking at porn on my phone while I had a shit, and got totally Bog Locked. I was there for an hour.

by Kahuna Nui April 4, 2022

bog simple

Similar to "Bog standard": very average and mediocre, nothing outstanding. “That sandwich was very bog-standard”
Something is bog simple , when reduced to an essence , where confusion is difficult.
May relate to a dullard, toilet or feces as a standard, as in "Simple as shit"

I need a bog simple explanation of how this thing works.

by Onemorejoltwarden September 26, 2022