Bear Peen

When you get your bear penis touched by a red head.

Pierce got bear peen at the fall festival

by PJV&TMC March 6, 2011

bear sand

Typically a composite mixture of Dorito Cheese Power, Gardetto Dust, and Goldfish Powder. It is also very common to include little bits of chicken strip seasoning and dried up hamburger helper in the substance. Properly named "Bear Sand" to reflect it's soft, loamy sand texture once built up to enough volume.

I think the previous tenant here was an animal...I found bear sand all over the place

by tornadowatch420 July 26, 2016

Bear Trap

A bra, for a girl who has massive boobs (like DD+), with multiple hook fastners in the back.

Did you see the size of her babalons; I can't believe those mogambos are natural, she must need a bear trap to restrain them.

by mark86 February 22, 2009

bear cat

1. A wolverine.

2. A car made by Stutz.

1. The "bear cat" is neither a bear nor a cat, but a member of the Weasel Family (Mustelidae).

2. The Stutz Bear Cat was a classy car. Elvis loved Stutzs.

by Marten Fisher November 26, 2006

bear grylls

god.

bear grylls > god.

by dzt April 26, 2009

Bear rug

Requires three people. In front of a hot fire, one person (usually the largest one) will lay down on the floor motionless as a bear rug would. The other two individuals have sex on top of that person while the other person remains motionless and silent.

Can be used as a verb or noun.

Want to come over tonight? There's going to be a blizzard and we'll need someone sturdy to be our bear rug.

by JPPitt March 12, 2011

Bear-baiting

v. A subset of bullying involving the act of luring a victim into an uncomfortable situation for the objective of humiliation. Such tactics led to the unfortunate death of Amanda Todd.

That guy was bear-baiting that girl into having sex with him while his girlfriend was on vacation.

by bubbabear244 October 24, 2012