Maddie Barnes

A fine girl with a fat ass

Look everyone it’s Maddie Barnes

by Idk1236 April 23, 2024

blue barn

A drafty blue barn that also sounds like something which some girls believe you shouldn't look up on urban dictionary because it reminds those girls of something else.

"I'm sure blue barn is on Urban Dictionary..."

by Tim Maddows February 3, 2023

The Barnes Buffet

The act of sucking more than 7 penises in a day.

Ugh, don't go near her! Last week she chowed down on The Barnes Buffet!

by It's all a joke June 7, 2011

Charlie Barnes

The ego boosting guy who looks twice in the mirror.

I feel like a real Charlie Barnes today.

by The bowl imself May 1, 2019

Broad Side of a Barn

Something you can't hit if your marksmanship is very poor.

Man dude, I just don't trust you with guns. You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if you tried.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 4, 2021

Barnes

When you need to borrow £10 or a ''tenner'' from a friend.

In reference to Alan Barnes donating £10 to the woman who raised a few hundred thousand for him and then received a bill stating she had to pay somewhere around £7,000. Our young local hero Alan give her a tenner for her troubles. Top lad.

Can you help me out mate?

Yeah what is it bro?

I'm skint at the moment, can you lend me a Barnes?

by Gwent Skilatchie February 21, 2021

Creaky Barn Door

A code for men. Referring to a heavily used woman; with a stretched and possibly odorous vaginal canal.

Hey bro watch out for Rebecca she is a creaky barn door.

Dude I got laid at the party last night. "Yeah but she's a creaky barn door bro." Ah fuck.

Her legs spread open and you come to the realization that she's a creaky barn door. Shut that door and run like hell.

by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016