awkward castle

lying on the outskirts of "rough city" is awkward castle. its the place one goes when they say something insensitive or stupid, then feel like an asshole. they sit in the awkward castle.

Alyssa didn't realize that when she was talking about Ashley, Ashley was standing right next to her. Alyssa now is in the towers of the Awkward Castle.

by TBear1190 September 27, 2009

Awkward Oyster

The most disgusting and awkward sex position ever.

Wow Sean is such a slut, he'll do the awkward oyster with just about anyone.

by e to the pi i plus one equals December 7, 2009

Awkward Cheer Syndrome

A condition where the afflicted person loudly continues a croud cheer after the rest of the croud has fallen silent. As this is the only symptom, it can be hard to recognize people with ACS unless attending a sports event or similar function.

Croud: "Let's go panthers!

Let's go panthers!"

Person with Awkward Cheer Syndrome: "Let's go pan..."

Croud: *silence*

by Concordia Discors February 12, 2010

awkward cyber silence

when someone kills a conversation on facebook or an online chat room with a comment or reply that u dont know how to reply to

dude remember last night when i fucked that slut?

that was my girlfriend

oh... awkward cyber silence

by inky binky donkey May 19, 2010

Awkward Chest Hair

Used in awkward situations, usually when a man has a lot of chest hair showing, but not restricted to this situation.

The person making the Awkward Chest Hair gesture sticks one hand up their shirt, so that it appears from the top, and wiggles their fingers.

Jane is talking to Mr S, who has an awkward amount of chest hair.

Jill is stood behind Mr S and makes an Awkward Chest Hair gesture at Jane.

by Casual Mate July 27, 2010

awkward party

The act of being one of two females presently naked at a sausage fest.

Kristen was pretty drunk at that awkward party last night.

by maddwolfmaniac January 22, 2011

awkward banana

1.) when a guy gets happy, eliciting a response from his banana (dick), and those around him notice and call 'awkward banana'
2.) code name for a boner

1.) *sprong!* 'AWKWARD BANANA!'
2.) 'dude I kissed him and he totally got an awkward banana'

by thebizabiz March 3, 2011