Creep-arsing

Driving too close to the car in front in a queue of slow-moving traffic.

" The car behind has been creep-arsing up behind me and it's so annoying as hell!"

by Lisa Odd August 24, 2020

Dirty alsinger

When the coke goes missing and you use your chakra to find it

Man, the other day I lost my coke at my gfs. Lucky I was able to pull a dirty alsinger without evrybody noticing it.

by Masterbather November 12, 2020

Ass assing

Pointless actions or thinking; tomfoolery, bullshit or fuckery

To the irrelevant 🙄 - “I don’t care, you can hate me for no reason and Imma still go about my day the same way I did before…have fun with your ass assing ✌️”

by JDocWebb December 1, 2021

Fiddlefuck assin

Wasting precious time for no reason.

Quit fiddlefuck assin around and let's do a show!

by Maddogg radio March 29, 2022

Cool assing

when someone thinks they are to cool to talk to you, open snaps, or thinks they are celebrity

“Bro Ryan is cool assing the fuck outta me on snap”

by gc0ck May 11, 2022

Half-arsing

Verb - Meaning to go about a designated task in an obvious and intentional half-arsed manner, with the expectation of having someone more motivated or capable step in and take over, and never being entrusted with such tasks ever again.

Woman to friend: "I don't know why I bother asking my insert either: Son/Husband/Brother/Housemate to help with insert either: cook/clean/laundry/chores etc, they'll just fart around Half-arsing it so that I take over in frustration and finish it properly, or have to do it all over again anyway."

Mother to Son: "Can you please help fold and put away your laundry?"
Son to Mother: *sighs* "OK..." * scrunches laundry into a ball and stuffs it in a drawer.*
Mother to Son: "you know what? Just get outta my way and quit Half-arsing around. I may as well just do it myself."

by Joools November 28, 2022

Gallivant assin'

To move around lazily with no particular place to go.

C'mon quit gallivant assin' around and let's go to the casino!

by Maddogg radio September 14, 2022