ham skillet

When you fart on a women's crotch.

"How about a nice ham skillet for breakfast?"

by Alex George November 11, 2005

HAM

Three letter code for Hamburg Airport (GER)

We arrived at HAM without damaged luggage

by AndyCircuit July 25, 2006

the ham

reference to Chlamydia. Frequently used in the Philadelphia region by street walkers.

That ho is nasty, she got the ham.

by Ferdog March 14, 2006

j-ham

short for jackhammer, j-ham is a term used for a person of incredible and immeasurable coolness

Guy 1: " Who is that guy over there?"
Guy 2: " Thats Joe, he's a j-ham"
Guy 1: " Excellent"

by Yupman December 02, 2009

smoke a ham

Using a small bathroom/restroom/public stall for emptying your bowels. Taking a shit and smelling up the entire area.

Dude, I think that burrito is finally fighting back. I gotta go smoke a ham.

by BigEasyMoney August 20, 2007

Glazing the Ham

1) Blow job (where saliva adds wetness to the cock)
2) Fucking (where pussy juice adds wetness to the cock)

Some broads are experts at glazing the ham!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Christmas Hams

Used to describe a woman whose thighs and buttocks are so large, they do in fact resemble Christmas Hams. Beware encounter with Hams, as it might be a social buzzkill.

Did you see the Christmas Hams on that chick? Made me wanna hang my stocking, if you know what I mean...

by Godbey, Duggan, Callis, Smith, Davis & Meyers January 05, 2007