asshat

A term that can be friendly as a joke or rude as an insult.

Friend 1: Coca-Cola hurts when you snort it...
Friend 2: Then don't do that, asshat!
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Bully: I'm gonna beat you, pussy!
Kid: Beat me? Wow, that's gay.
Bully: Not what I meant, asshat!

by Michael Chrosniak May 17, 2008

asshat

Someone who is so foolish that they talk with thier head up thier ass, making them an asshat

You are an asshat

Andy Milonakis:*on his show* Stop calling here asshat!

by DizzyLizzy January 29, 2007

asshat

A hat, with a fireman's type of face shield, which protects you from coming into contact with "ass particles" from a third party.

The genesis coming from a story told by an lady who was angry that her partner was cheating. In order to get back at him, she cheated as well, and during that session performed massive amounts of annalingus. Afterwards her partner asked her if she wanted to take a shower before returning home. She said no. He then remarked, "well what if your boyfriend tries to kiss you when you get home." To which she replied...."who cares!"

If her boyfriend had his asshat on, he would be safe.

"That girl is so dirty, I wouldn't touch her without my asshat on....."

"She was so nasty, even an asshat wouldn't protect you."

by G. Shanberg January 11, 2009

assmat

Some gay word that stupid FOBs use when they're out of GOOD insults

"By the way, typing in huge bold font proves you're an assmat."

by sxmachine March 4, 2005

asstatoe

A potato that looks like a fucking ass

Oh my fucking god, my mom bought loads of asstatoes for the hell of it, my mom is fucking stupid at that

by Nightanifians May 10, 2016

asstaste

when your mouth taste like a butthole

i have an asstaste today

by j-p December 25, 2004

asstade

an ass that smells like a turd and has multiple objects stuck in the gooch of the asshole

yo she had a bumpin asstade i almost threw up

by asstade October 23, 2008