asses in gear

-Directed at a person or person(s): To hurry up or be at the ready at an instance or as soon as possible.

"Asses in gear Rangers! Asses in gear!"

by Carbine1 February 25, 2012

asbestpus

n. Imaginary useless,even dangerous material Used in metaphorical sense for humorous effect.

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Where's Sarah? We were supposed to be slamming down vodka.

She's still in the Chem Lab making asbestpus.

by gnostic 1 November 5, 2013

assisted bra hook

Unable to hook your bra unaided following an intense upper body workout, requiring assistance until range of motion is improved

Great arms session at the gym today, its going to be an assisted bra hook for the rest of the week.

by fitnut May 16, 2014

assistant captain

A person on a sports team who helps the captain but is still below his power.

Who's that?

Oh hes the assistant captain

by Ibby_Libby June 6, 2014

assistant manager at being vegan

A little bitch that doesn't have any skills so they whine on the internet about how eating meat is animal cruelty

PETA went all assistant manager at being vegan when they couldn't get people to stop hunting.

by Alaric I August 18, 2014

aspestice

Basically is another name for asbestos.

Inhalation of aspestice can cause serious diseases of the lungs.

by savagemachine March 30, 2015

assist job

The Assist Job, known as an "assist" or an "AJ"; is conciliatory gesture performed by placing ones hand, or a finger at a minimum, on the hand, wrist, or forearm of another individual who is actively masturbating. It is performed by someone who feels they may owe a sexual favor to someone after receiving an expensive dinner or gift.

She definitely was not interested in him, but she gave him an Assist Job because she felt guilty about the theater tickets he bought.

by Mark and Suz March 20, 2017