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alt ptsd

The irrational fear or paranoia that every new member joining an online community is a disguised alternative account alt of a previously banned or troublesome user
Please stop blaming newcomers as alts, you're developing alt ptsd!
by BakeWithMe February 7, 2025
mugGet the alt ptsdmug.

alt-weekly

Most urban areas in the country have at least one alt-weekly.
mugGet the alt-weeklymug.

Alt-ard

A right wing extremist, inverse to left wing extreme SJW wokeflakes yet on the same coin in that both are preachy, condescending, often hypocritical or self conflicting, and make up the most extreme ends of their respective political spectrum areas.

Often the most aggressive and obnoxiously vocal of the political right despite being defensive to all criticism and lacking any humility or sense of possible self wrong, again, the inverse of an SJW.

Just like SJW, normally are truthfully in need of therapy and have massive yet fragile egos yet little to no personal achievements while telling others how they should live their lives.
SJW often try to paint all opposition as altards, even when truthfully proven wrong.

Altards may react with violence or intense verbal harassment when called out.
Similarly to SJW, they thrive on attention and are best left ignored and avoided since they normally cannot be reasoned with by anyone unless they possess deep psychological knowledge and have mass amounts of patience.
"Careful, I think a group were prowling around that area. I heard them mumble some anti-asian stuff about covid"

"Damn alt-ards. First the capitol storming, now this bullshit?"
by T0tty April 28, 2021
mugGet the Alt-ardmug.

Alt+f4

Stops legginess of your computer, reboots your system
Alt+f4
by Urban libraries March 30, 2020
mugGet the Alt+f4mug.

rank alting

Playing a game on a separate account to avoid playing with people your rank or skill level.
Different way of saying smurfing for people in denial about what they are doing .
This guys rank alting what a looser!
by CO0p3r March 13, 2024
mugGet the rank altingmug.

Alt Right

Defender of the Republicans, character created by Youtuber Bafflenuuk to parody All Might.
Bafflenuuk: You will go with me
Grekiro: I fell a little lefty myself so I don't think so mr. Alt Right *logs into a diffrent server*
Bafflenuuk: *comes after him* FACE MY LIBERAL SMASH!
by Drocitto123 May 30, 2019
mugGet the Alt Rightmug.

alt-modernism

Paradigm that correlations are mediums.
Instead of dismissing a correlation as deja vu, alt-modernism argues correlations have an ontology.

Working on the assumption that a correlation can act as a MEDIUM for understanding: alt-modernism concludes that correlations are the pseudo-random numbers.
by flightfacilities February 19, 2022
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