Albert

Albert is a sexy ass mothafucka with a big ass dick and fucks your mom every night until she cries

Ohh girl look at that bulge in his pants damn ill get some of that alllll night thats obviously an Albert

by Sexy ass motha fuckas March 20, 2016

Prince Albert Poohoes

1. A Prince Albert Poohoes occurs when one farts into a butt plug, but the anal contractions restrict the fart from escaping, causing your head to explode.

2. A butt plug with a chain attached, connected to a Prince Albert dick hole piercing. When farted into, the resulting pressure travels the path of least resistance to the brain, where resulting explosion(s) occur.

"Hey guys, what happened to Maui?"
"What you diddn't hear? Trash gave him the Prince Albert Poohoes and his eyes popped out of his head!"

by Albert Poohoes April 5, 2013

Albery

Source of noxious and malodorous bowel smells.

Urgh, whats that smell?...Oh thats Albery.

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

Alberto Mudslide

Alberto Mudslide defines a type of feces. It is thick and sticky.

When you take a shit and you have to wipe 10 times because it is so thick and sticky you have a bad case of the Alberto Mudslides.

by Erik Dye December 14, 2005

Albertan

Albertans are residents of Alberta, Canada. They are generally annoying, driving grossly oversized trucks and bragging about their riches made on the oil field. Albertans don't have bad intentions for the most part, but when they come through your town on vacation, they often get in the way. They are terrible drivers, and for some reason think they are all truckers. They often tow large river boats behind their trucks, and are very inconsiderate of others. When fishing on the riverbank, they like to march in on your spot and act like they run the show. You can always tell an Albertan by their fishing techniques. They cast terribly, come in with all the wrong gear, and often gaff fish in the back.

Meh, whatever. Must be an Albertan.

by redneck125 August 4, 2011

Princess Albertina

Female genital piercing. The femail version of the prince albert

I got a new piercing but I can't show you right now, it's a princess albertina

by Bayla October 23, 2006

Alberta

A Province within the Dominion of Canada. It was created by an Act of the Parliament of Canada in 1905, also the time that Saskatchewan was created. The land was assembled from areas that were not part of British Columbia (created in 1871) or taken from native people by the United States through force of arms. The Eastern boundary with Saskatchewan was an arbitrary line of longitude established to exclude the use of daylight saving time. The northern portion of Alberta was transferred to the province by Ottawa, having formerly been part of the North West Territories where it was being wasted by native people who wished to hunt and live on their land. In modern times all other citizens are expected to pay homage to Albertans who found themselves parked on top of the world's largest deposits of fossil fuels. The resulting wealth is said to derive from the superior conservative political philosophy of the residents rather than millions of years of geological activity. followed by a bequest of a young and growing nation.

"Let the Eastern bastards freeze in the dark.", said Alberta.

by gotoveralbertaseveraltimes December 26, 2011