Almost

Saddest word in the whole world

He was almost in love.
She was almost good for him.
He almost stopped her.
She almost made it.
He almost lived.
They almost made it.

by UR<3 December 4, 2021

almödi

A retarded mountain person

She said Cooper Kupp looks like a real almödi

by German American dude January 9, 2022

Álmos

Fiorella’s dream boyfriend. The most optimistic and the funniest person you've ever met. He is kinda SLEEPY, but still have time for everything.

OMG look! Álmos (Szundi) is coming, act sexy.

by Szundi February 4, 2022

Almond milf

When you can't digest normal milfs so you go for an almond one ;)

Superpowers: Mommy that makes you remember *EVERYTHING* from her skills.
female version of - "apne lund ke dam pe you made me crazy"

That almond milf was very useful before the exam!

by jumjumbarsapaani December 10, 2021

Almogy

A word similar to almighty, except cooler.

Behold: THE ALMOGY LOAF

by soopszen February 8, 2022

Almost-incest

Almost-incest is a recurring plot in TV shows such as The O.C. (Shannon and Ben), The Flash (Barry and Iris) and of course Riverdale (Betty and Jughead). Some disgusting people have been trying to justify and normalise this, nevertheless, encourage it, and as the writers of these and many other TV shows have failed to acknowledge and/or speak up of the wrong in this, it has been in many shows for many years and has developed the term "almost-incest"

Almost-incest should stop being normalised in TV.

by Stevethehairharrington March 1, 2022

Almond-esque

Having a resemblance to almonds.

"Your eyes are almond-esque! I wish I had their shape."

by BGeezey March 17, 2022