by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 28, 2025

Friend: Why are there scratches all over your arms?
Me: I did the Shawshank alarm clock on my girlfriend today
Me: I did the Shawshank alarm clock on my girlfriend today
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If you heard the smoke alarm battery change sound every 10-20 minutes, you might be a smoke alarm american
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When you sleep through your alarms and your friends come over to wake you up by banging on your bedroom window.
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