Multi-alarm method

The strategy of setting a ridiculous amount of alarms in the morning that may go off at five to ten minute intervals in attempt to get you up in the morning. Has potential to be successful, depending on the stubbornness of the cranky sleeper.

“Wow Jim! I’m shocked you made it on time today, how did you do it?”
“I just discovered the multi-alarm method! Looks like I’ll never be late to work again!”

by Cmdrx321 November 13, 2011

Palestinian alarm clock

Slang for time bomb

Peter: this thing is useless, just like my Palestinian alarm clock

*Flashback*:
*Palestinian alarm starts ringing: "ALLAHU AKBAR (followed by a literal explosion)

by Diego_Brando March 26, 2024

Dirty alarm clock

A woman standing over an alarm clock primed for 3:00AM while giving a blowjob and either cums or pisses on the alarm clock before the alarm goes off

"yo, once we went to my place we tried doin a " dirty alarm clock."

by Nnotbad March 30, 2022

brown alarm

A fart so loud it wakes up the farter and/or their bedfellow(s).

I would have been late for work this morning, but Cynthia's brown alarm woke me up in time.

by Jonny Firepants June 12, 2017

upchuck alarm

When you burp before you throw up.

Michelle used her upchuck alarm to guide her to the bathroom before she wretched.

by onthefarside14 June 14, 2014

Colombian Alarm Clock

When you drink yourself silly, meet a local for the night and be woke up in the morning by her yelling “baby baby baby” pointing at the shit mess you made while passed out. Literally shit the bed.

Austin: I woke early thanks to the Colombian Alarm Clock!

Matt: yo that’s so gross! Funny but gross!

by Arb Guy December 11, 2024

dirty alarm

An alarm you set on your phone to ring every hour or so indicating it is time to slap wood

Ryan: "there goes my dirty alarm"
Ryan: proceeds to burp the worm

by papi12308432 April 24, 2018