African Standstill

A rare breed of turtle located on the coast of Niger. Known for its quick movements, only seen when no one else is around. Food source(s): Oxygen

1st Person: "That is an amazing turtle!"
2nd Person: "Ah, the African Standstill. Don't turn your back on it, you'll never see him again."

African Standstill by kingHaxsor February 17, 2009

African Knee Pads 

When a females tits are so saggy they can be used as knee pads for athletic events

Girl you have your knee pads today? No, but I'll just use my African Knee Pads.

African Knee Pads by queffton December 12, 2014

African Jew Bear 

1) A person whom resides in the Kalahari Desert of Northern Africa who subsides by feasting upon the descendants of Abraham, also known as the Jews. He then will collect their change purses and fashion ceremonial necklaces out of them. He then proceeds to sell the necklaces to white christian children in Ghana.

What happened to Isaac?

He was mauled by a African Jew Bear while on that safari he had been talking about...

Not another!

African Jew Bear by dyb24 January 7, 2011

African rain dance 

The act of inserting a womans hard nipple into a mans pee hole, then the man urinates, making the urine "rain" on her.

My old lady wanted to shower last night, but I talked her into an African rain dance instead.

African rain dance by Mintberrycrunch91 April 22, 2011

African American 

The "politcaly" correct form of black. Not at all correct though considering black people who were born in America and have never been to Africa nor have family they actually know, are not African-American. Just American. It is also incorrect in the sense that blacks can come from places BESIDES Africa, like Jamacia. If it's politically correct to call blacks African-American, why not call whites European-American?

*Black guy walks into room*
White Guy- I enjoy the African American rapper Ludicriss

African American by pissed offed December 17, 2011

African american invasion force 

A group of african americans who leave the projects etc. and invade a gated neighborhood etc. where all the rich people live and plunder and get booty because there rich asses don't know jack squat about the world and a statement needs to be made and a message needs to be sent.

Lets get together an african american invasion force.

African american invasion force by The Fury 13 January 19, 2011

African monkey tickler 

The act of sticking ones penis in a hairy mans ass. Then you tickle him until he defecates on your penis. Then you force the man to suck the other mans penis.

I saw Kyle and Zach today giving each other African monkey ticklers, they looked tired.

African monkey tickler by simmondiew November 17, 2010