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Aborted the launch

When you try to force out a fart, but don't because you might shart yourself if you fart.
Frank aborted the launch to avoid sharting.
by bilcifer September 22, 2009
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Amborski

some one from the clan of amborski, commonly called borski. Usually demonstrates great looks, athletic abilities, personality, and intellegince. Theoretical descendants of jesus.
Warning: looking at an amborski may cause spontaneous orgasms
OMG ITS AN AMBORSKI!!!!!!! Now i need a new pair of pants.
by Jakethegreat222 April 15, 2010
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aboree

Aboree - (pronunciation: Ahh-Boar-Eee), NOUN. - Short for 'jamboree'. Definiton equivalent to that of a jamboree; which is defined in Webster's Dictionary as, "A large celebration or party, typically a lavish and boisterous one"……………..

FUCKIN SICK PARTY, pretty much.

Synonyms: Ripper, rager, pahhhhty *boston, Party *non-boston, shindig.

Antonyms: Work,

Origination of term: Derived from the Naughty By Nature song "Jamboree", this word refers to the chorus in the song; particularly within the lyrical phrase "I jam I know I jam jamboree". In appropriate formation with the tempo of the piece, the vocalist(s) make a distinct addition to the word "jamboree" by placing an extra syllable (serving as a beat - or a pause in the beat rather) into this word, creating a sound more similar to "jam-a-boree" when sung aloud. Sung this way creates an upbeat and funkier twist on the sound aesthetics - more pleasing to the listener's ear.
"What did you do last night?"
-"Oh, got buzzed at a dope aboree"

OR

"I totally got my groove on at aboree last night"
by g0ddess1618 February 3, 2012
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abort lunch

A massive diarrhea about thirty minutes after eating a meal with some funky bacteria living on it. Usually associated with the hair on the back of the neck standing on end in the moments prior to relief. Sometimes the soda still has fizz and hastily chewed food can be identified. Great relief is felt and your day proceeds normally thereafter.
Guy: "I need a spot! I got thirty seconds 'till abort lunch!"
Girl: "I told you not to eat all those shrimp with the turd veins still in."
Guy: "shut up. Help me find something to wipe with! NOW!!!"
by gyo December 9, 2012
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arborlanche

Large cascade of snow falling from trees as you walk or drive by. Usually caused by wind or wanker 'friends'.
I would've been here earlier but I had to stop and clean off my windows after getting hit with an arborlanche.
by Anim8us November 17, 2014
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Aborgingere

An indigenous, red/ginger haired, white/pale skinned, native of the island of Ireland. An aboriginal inhabitant of Ireland.
Q. What do you call the first people of Ireland?
A. They are the Aborgingeres.
by Diamond Chat June 20, 2017
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arborfield

A small town in Saskatchewan, Canada, no wait, not a town, it's too small. A village? Full of spoiled brats who think they are better then everyone, and incest, even a brother and sister will get it on in this small town.
Everyone who lives in Arborfield are assholes.
by Urbanization16016 November 29, 2018
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