kentucky shower

Skipping a shower or bath and covering your stink with perfume or cologne

The lazy mom opted for a Kentucky shower instead if washing her dirty body.

by Wordsmith2003 March 25, 2014

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razor in the shower

A clear indicator that someone is shaving their pubes in the shower

You see a razor in the shower you can assume someone likes to clean up down low.

by Mrjmar11 October 28, 2016

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A shower during which one shaves, takes a shit, and masturbates.

I woke up 10 minutes before a meeting, so I had to take a utility shower.

by TrashDefiner January 30, 2016

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When You Take A Shower And Your Skin Gets Tight
Thus Making You Look Better And More Cut

G: Did You See Franky?
G: Omg He Looked All Sexy
B: He Has Shower Skin
G: Oh...Still <3

by OhemgeeNachoz February 04, 2011

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The liberal surprise application of Aloe Vera scented baby oil during a sexual act.

I've ruined my sheets because I aloe showered some hussy last night.

by H-Dawggg February 02, 2014

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Trapping your shower partner by blocking the shower door after expelling a death fart.

I was often a shower prisoner after she farted and blocked the shower door.

by Buck naked May 30, 2017

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A type of shower in which no shampoo, soap, or any other cleaning thing is used.

The $&@&ing hotel was out of soap and shampoo so I took a quick squirrel shower.

by Gian Luca’s March 10, 2018

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