Mind Mess

Your mind is so messed up from all the bullshit at work you become useless.

"Hey WTF is wrong with Bill?"
"Shit man he's mind mess right now, he got his balls into hot water with the dirty emails to Sandra & she reproted him"
"He is totally fucked"
"Yep"

by Bobby da Cones May 19, 2009

Hot Mess

Jizz. Ejaculate. Semen. That's right , this is where this popular term originates from.

He left a hot mess on the sheets

by Codecaps February 2, 2018

hot mess syndrome

When you or your pet has so many medical problems there's no single diagnosis for all of them

What did the veterinarian say is wrong with your dog?

They said she's got so many problems it considered hot mess syndrome!!

jacked up messed up bad

by Tragus February 6, 2017

Hot mess

A person who is really attractive (like hot) but you can tell that they are working really hard. It’s a compliment.

“Woah Sarah, your a hot mess!”

by Alejandra06 October 25, 2022

s-mess

Short for SMS, or text message.

Girl: Hey, why didn't you reply to my s-mess?
Boy: Because I don't like you.

by Celebi+ September 2, 2011

Mess Junkie

Someone who goes out of their way to get negative attention like a crazy person

Did you see Anthony's double penetration video on Facebook. That guy is such a mess junkie he will do anything for you to look in his direction.

by 1Archetype August 5, 2018

That’s messed up

You use this sentence when your friends talk about their drama, you obviously don’t know what to say so you just say “that’s messed up”

Person 1: my mom and my dad got into an argument and now they’re getting divorced.

Person 2: uh….uhm That’s messed up sorry for that.

by Random person bro October 7, 2021