September 1st

National slap your girls coochie day :)

On September 1st say to your girl, “What’s up shawty” then slap her coochie

by Yourmumisamilf<3 August 31, 2022

June 1st

National dtb day for all the men that have been wrong by females and decide to have fun and make them dtn

My girl cheated with homeboy now I’m DTB but guess who sent him
-June 1st

by Theyhate_bre3zy April 19, 2021

1st violin

These are the most advanced violinists in a orchestra, their ego is giant and most of them are very eco centric

Are you a 1st violin or 2nd violin?
I’m not a bitch, so 2nd violin!

by HottieMc June 5, 2022

December 1st

sexiest girl/ guy is born. Funniest and hottest, cutest person you will ever meet. They hot asf, that you would fall in love straight away.

Yo this new girl Julia is so cute
I bet she’s born in December 1st!

Let’s get her bro.

by Juliaduch November 23, 2021

january 1st

national kiss a tall baseball boy with a mullet day !

oh it’s january 1st, time to kiss a cute baseball boy with a mullet

by ham23916 January 1, 2022

April 1st

April 1st is also known by many view as national gay sex day

"Hey what are you doing this weekend? Do you wanna hang out?" Jimmy asked.
"No sorry, I'm busting it down on April 1st." Tod replied.

by anonymous March 27, 2023

December 1st

Slap niggas named Caleb day

girl: OMG DID YOU JUS SLAP CALEB?!
girl: yeah it's December 1st

by verymuchateyum November 23, 2021