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Aural rape

When the products of sex end up in your ears, without your consent. Occurs mostly in airplanes, where crying babies (i.e. sexual product) will not let you live in peace by making the most noise per square meter possible (i.e. raping your ears).
"why is Mary staying in the hotel all the time?"
"she still hurts from the aural rape she had to endure on her way here"
"really?! how hard was it?"
"3 kids"
"we should get her flowers"
by CountZero January 1, 2014
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stachetory rape

an aggressive mustache ride given to an unwilling partner
Sharon accused Tom of stachetory rape after he pulled her on to his face.
by rusty bedsprings August 18, 2012
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Air Rape

When someone directly in front of you is bending over to pick something up, you start air humping them without them knowing.
Johnny: I just had an Air Rape session with Francie.
Bob: Sweet!
by 69Becker96 December 7, 2016
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Puppet Rape

An act in which sex is forced upon a puppet, either in order to fulfill personal gratification, or to end the life of said puppet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DD0pBgotC0
I'd say judging by the ruptured dorsal cavity, and the shattered interior ligaments, this was Puppet Rape.
by Detective Jammie December 17, 2008
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State-Rape

State-Rape occurs when a society has a government state in or headed towards tyranny and abuses its power by making ridiculous laws, having a conversion to a police-state, unfair tax rates (higher rates for the poor, small rates for the super rich), government officials and laws influenced by special interests (usually by lobbying from big corporations and big banks), etc. and has the general public effected or targeted by the states tyranny.
1. "Joe got state-raped; He received ten years in prison for possessing a cannabis cigaret."
2. "I got state-raped by paying a higher tax rate than most, if not, all super rich people."
3. "Steve got state raped by being indefinitely detained without due process or trial for being a 'suspected terrorist' because he was peacefully protesting."
by SpetsnazMaj June 2, 2013
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Cage Rape

When a family member/friend convinces you to watch a movie, but fails to mention that Nicolas Cage is in said movie.
I just got Cage raped! How dare you not tell me, Nicolas Cage was in Adaptation.
by JaiCher September 2, 2013
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Raping Walls

The act of blowing up another person's Facebook wall. Usually committed by a group who go back and forth writing random phrases or stories on the person's wall so when they check Facebook they believe they've gotten lots of love. However, their wall has just been raped.
Person #1: "What you doing?"
Persons #2: "Nothing much just raping walls on Facebook with my crew."
Person #1: "Haha! That's classic!"
by BarjaBlast July 29, 2011
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