The act of removing letters from words because the populace of your country is to stupid to comprehend them any other way. (A process synonymous with "Butchering")
It probably pisses you guys off that the English language is named after...the English, but why not go and find another middle eastern country to invade or something.
It probably pisses you guys off that the English language is named after...the English, but why not go and find another middle eastern country to invade or something.
American 1: "Dude, what's aluminium?"
American 2: "I don't know, let's ignore the system international naming protocol of scientific standards, and just call it something else because we can't handle that many syllables!"
American 1: "Hey man, that's a great idea! Hoo-Arr!"
American 2: "I don't know, let's ignore the system international naming protocol of scientific standards, and just call it something else because we can't handle that many syllables!"
American 1: "Hey man, that's a great idea! Hoo-Arr!"
by Myxomatosis August 30, 2005
Get the Bastardised Englishmug. A typical inhabitant of England that, whether male or female, embodies the complete range of qualities of that particular species: 1) short penises for the male, 2) facially typified by horribly deformed big noses, crooked teeth, and bad breath, 3)egotism that is thought to arrise from a poor self and national esteem due to their loss of empire and status, 4) often times drinking or drunk throughout the day, 5) males make up for their shortcomings by fighting in packs, See soccer houligans.
Oh no, the English are playing, get ready for all the English-Monkeys to start fighting again after their team loses.
by jxyz777 July 3, 2006
Get the English-Monkeymug. as observed by Nicola, English dicks are generally smaller in size, thinner in diameter than its continental counterparts, albeit not a bad option.
guy: how was the sex last night?
girl: it's alright, cant complain about an English Dick
guy: so u didnt like it?
girl: well i'll still suck it cuz it fits better than a huge one
girl: it's alright, cant complain about an English Dick
guy: so u didnt like it?
girl: well i'll still suck it cuz it fits better than a huge one
by Ms. Hamburgler August 13, 2008
Get the English Dickmug. by Englishlover April 17, 2020
Get the Good Englishmug. "Oh look, yet another example why we should rename English to American, because us Americans have a deeper linguistic understanding of our language than the country that created it." from an idiotic YouTube comment
Notice how arrogant Americans are about their "US English" non-English
Notice how arrogant Americans are about their "US English" non-English
by 1471717gasdg87a5sge April 28, 2015
Get the US Englishmug. English men of slight build. Often wearers of cardigans and smokers of pipe tobacco. A refined gentlemen.
"that bloke you're seein' has more knitted sweaters than bill cosby"..."yeah, he is a real english muffin".
by ednamillion October 3, 2011
Get the English Muffinmug. Please for the love of god I don't want to read the fucking twelfth night and write an essay about it. When will I use Shakespeare verses in life or to a degree that involves STEM, and even if I have to read old writer can we read better playwright then the overrated Shakespeare. Fuck You English class
Me: Can I Plz Read this non- fiction book
English Teacher: NO
Me: Well Fuck You
Me: Can I Plz Read this non- fiction book
English Teacher: NO
Me: Well Fuck You
by OHHELLNAH January 29, 2018
Get the English classmug.