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african wash job

Getting your salad tossed but the stipulation is it must be with a black girl in a Tiki hut.
Got an African Wash Job once at the Regina Mosaic African Pavillion. It was the shit.
by pfeif88 December 19, 2018
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Spaghetti Hand Job

When your girl feels on your pubes like they are noodles in spaghetti.
DJ: Ayo Matt how was last night with Tasha?
Matt: It could have been better, she only gave me a Spaghetti Hand Job.
by OGhypebeast69 July 17, 2017
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amish hand job

An Amish hand job is when your partner uses their non dominant hand to perform. The result is a clumsy, sloppy, poorly gripped job such as an Amish person would give as they don’t know what they are doing.
“I’m so frustrated. I asked my wife for a hand job and she was not into it. She used her left hand so she could lay on her stomach and go to sleep. Felt like an Amish hand job.”
by Skilled sailor June 24, 2025
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side boner job

A job to be conducted without the full mental attention of the boner, but rather, the side.
"Dude! What about her she is totally hot!"
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."
by TheCubesicle September 12, 2013
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Stein job

When a huge rat gnaw's a stinky pussy
Ewe, someone just gave her a stein job
by glovermang April 15, 2011
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Bro Job

Doing something meaningful to your bro in a time of need (according to Arin from Game Grumps)
Bro, I can like totally do a bro job for you.
by JOHNNY BIANCHINO February 26, 2019
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blob job

“Oh Blob gave Jason and Nico a Blob Job”
by nanalover123 October 1, 2019
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