job

Some stupid shit.

I don't want a job. Jobs are worthless.

by ItsOverNow April 28, 2021

Job

A job is what people do to get money.

I got money from my job.
I was applied to my favourite job.

by Joshua Dictionary October 19, 2019

Mill-job

A mill-job is the act of sticking one’s genitalia into a fan, blender, grinder, or any other spinning mechanism either out of lust, curiosity, stupidity, or a lost bet.

“Yeah Jim bet me 20 dollars I wouldn’t stick my dick in a fan. Im 20 bucks richer but explaining what a mill-job is to the paramedics wasn’t fun.”

by TardoTheAssClown December 5, 2023

Blaich Job

An over the pants blow job given by SrA Tylin Blaich, preferably with teeth.

“Dude did you see that 45 year old SrA out there giving Blaich jobs at the bar last night?”

by The E-4 Mafia July 21, 2025

Swedish Snow Job

When one person uses a straw to blow cocaine up their partners ass hole.

You look like coffee just isn’t working. You could use a Swedish Snow Job!

by Agaveman April 23, 2024

Top Job

Going Down On Him

Babe, I'm ready for my top job you promised.

by NO COOKIES WIFI December 3, 2018

pruinie job

When a man gets cold and his cock shrivells up into a small prune

Jordan: yo I just jumped in the lake and I got a pruinie job

Kumah: no way ! Gimmie a squeeze

by Swagmoneyyolobitches June 18, 2017