by Man on a Mission August 24, 2025
Get the Australian Hand Grenade mug.Saying this makes you a a cunty little horny dude with a tiny dick who loves to be caged like a dog infornt of all the single hot fuckable moms, exept women don’t turn him on but the men he stares at the men on my 600 pound life
Yo GOT U RED HANDED MF
by Badonko YT January 19, 2025
Get the GOT U RED HANDED MF mug.A psychological disorder which involves one person unable to control their hands while there are another person's sexy legs in the near vicinity
by Uncle Hiro September 2, 2013
Get the Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndrome mug.Intact pieces of corn that you pick out of your shit, then wash (optional), then serve it to someone you don't like.
Jack made a detour by the employee bathroom to prep some fresh hand-me-down corn to go with his customer's steak and baked potato.
by one more fizzle May 25, 2011
Get the hand-me-down corn mug.When someone uses different hands for different tasks, instead of the same dominant hand for everything.
I’m not ambidextrous, I’m switch-handed — I write with my left hand but shoot basketballs with my right
by Andy the sim September 4, 2025
Get the Switch-handed mug.Friend: Ew did u just take a piss and not wash your hands
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try
by XxHeY_FrIeNdzXx September 8, 2016
Get the No hands mommy mug.by MrJangles1969 April 28, 2023
Get the Ailien Hands mug.