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Slumber Party Zombie Attack 

a movie in one ofthe spongebob squarepants episodes it shows stereotypical teenagers turning into zombies!
Stereotypical Teenager: i brought my destructive Friends!
SpongeBob Squarepants: i don't like this Slumber Party Zombie Attack Movie!
Mr Krabs: neither do i lets go to the Krusty Krab

attention whores. 

people who will do anything for attention. they will take your boyfriends/girlfriends. they will talk shit about you , they will steal your friends , and lastly all they want is attention. they don't care about you , or your problems. They want to be popular and they want attention.
guy 1: this girl was totally coming on to me last night.
guy 2: who bro?
guy 1: my girlfriends best friend shes being like one of those attention whores.
guy 2: oh damn..

attention deficit hyperlink disorder 

The inability to finish an online article due to the irresistable urge to click the embedded hyperlinks.
"Did you read the NYT article about Snookie's hysterectomy?"
"Dude, it there were 6 hyperlinks in the first paragraph. I've got attention deficit hyperlink disorder. There's no way I'm making it through that."

SPAZZ ATTACK! 

To be declared when anyone shows themself to be a spazz . You could also say, "WIPEOUT!" Alternatively, "SPAZZ ALERT!"
*I fall down*
my bff: SPAZZ ATTACK!

Glamping Attire 

When swanky people dress up for a fun night on the town.
Glamping attire requires, for example, a perfect pair of jeans and killer heels.
Glamping Attire by campergirl December 14, 2012

Female Attractiveness Scale (1-10) 

10 - Perfect everything.
9 - Perfect in everything besides one feature
8 - Great everything.
7 - Would be great but missing something important (ass, smile, etc.). Decent looking
6 - Ugly, but still fuckable
5 - Ugly, but has a tolerable personality

4 - Ugly everything.
3 - Really ugly everything

2 - Absolutely hideous physically. Never even want to think about her
1 - Absolutely hideous everything
"What would you rate her on the Female Attractiveness Scale (1-10)?"
"She's a solid 8"