a movie in one ofthe spongebob squarepants episodes it shows stereotypical teenagers turning into zombies!
Stereotypical Teenager: i brought my destructive Friends!
SpongeBob Squarepants: i don't like this Slumber Party Zombie Attack Movie!
Mr Krabs: neither do i lets go to the Krusty Krab
people who will do anything for attention. they will take your boyfriends/girlfriends. they will talk shit about you , they will steal your friends , and lastly all they want is attention. they don't care about you , or your problems. They want to be popular and they want attention.
guy 1: this girl was totally coming on to me last night.
guy 2: who bro?
guy 1: my girlfriends best friend shes being like one of those attention whores.
guy 2: oh damn..
The inability to finish an online article due to the irresistable urge to click the embedded hyperlinks.
"Did you read the NYT article about Snookie's hysterectomy?"
"Dude, it there were 6 hyperlinks in the first paragraph. I've got attention deficit hyperlink disorder. There's no way I'm making it through that."
10 - Perfect everything.
9 - Perfect in everything besides one feature
8 - Great everything.
7 - Would be great but missing something important (ass, smile, etc.). Decent looking
6 - Ugly, but still fuckable
5 - Ugly, but has a tolerable personality
4 - Ugly everything.
3 - Really ugly everything
2 - Absolutely hideous physically. Never even want to think about her
1 - Absolutely hideous everything
"What would you rate her on the Female Attractiveness Scale (1-10)?"
"She's a solid 8"