Whoring for Hillary

when Media-Americans prostitute their journalistic integrity for their anointed candidate Hillary Clinton.

{let’s tune in to the News/Game show already in progress...}

Host: “We’re almost out of time... to win all the cash and prizes you must spin this better than any Media-American whore ever has. Okay Jane... ‘Monica Lewinski’ is today’s Media Whore challenge.”

Jane: “Monica Lewinski proves that when Hillary’s in the Whitehouse she’ll bow her head to no world leader.”
{Wild applause from the studio audience.}

Host: “You’ve DONE IT! With a media spin like that what fool wouldn’t believe that qualifies Hillary for the highest office on the planet? Jane, you’re are our new Whoring for Hillary champion. See you next time folks.”

{Closing theme}
When the media bias is plain to see
and the News ain’t what it ought to be.
With Donald Trump they bash and pillory.
‘cuz in the PC Media... they’re always
Whoring for Hillary!

by pianocheater October 2, 2016

whore-ace

An asshole that lady's can't resist, just an all around bad ass with a soft spot for a few

Hey girl I'm with whore-ace, omg he's a whore yeah but he's an ace in bed

by Hor-dog December 20, 2016

whore rocket

A girl who is a whore on a rocket ship

I went into space and that girl sure was a whore rocket

by Xandernaz88 December 20, 2016

horny whore

A horny whore is a person who can't get enough sex because they feel the need to carry as many std's as humanly possible as therefore this is a horny whore

A horny whore came up to me and asked me what I was doing later

by gagsyrrn December 31, 2015

Mcdonalds whore

When someone goes to McDonalds more than twice a week and is always talking about what they had.

Mate, it was great this week, I went to McDonalds over 4 times it was fucking amazing. I love the quarter pounders.

Fuck off, You're stuck a McDonalds whore mate.

by Bapples January 27, 2016

Waffle whore

A man or a woman that will sleep with a man in exchange for waffles.

She slept with him because he made waffles for her... Such a waffle whore! 🙄

by adityak93 July 2, 2019

Whore Clan

Whore clan: The group of people that just fucking sat next to me there’s like 5 dumb fucking hoes and 2 autistic bald niggas. One of them looks like mr potato head with purple hair and a phat tumor but it’s a girl. One of them is like 10 years old and has like 20 kids. There’s one nigga that looks like Bobby bouchers dad and the chimpanzee from war of the planet of the apes but more autistic. Then there’s some Down syndrome bitch that has a lifespan of 5 years because she has STDs. Then there’s the ugliest piece of shit ever born to man. Some prostitute gone wrong and she looks like the Easter island emoji. There is some bitch that is older than time itself and looks like the librarian from monsters inc. She built like a clapping monkey toy. Finally there is a nigga built like the nigger snowman from to kill a mockingbird. I can’t tell where his forehead ends and his scalp begins. He has a yamaka of baldness that goes all the way to his neck. These niggas all inherited the ugly fuck gene as well as chronic autism.

The whore clan just pulled up let’s profile them.

by Seikinushi December 1, 2019