slang for masturbation
by Slo Joe October 18, 2004
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officer one-inch gilbert is dimensionally challenged, i feel sorry for him really as that stump is useless
by F.M.C December 9, 2008
Get the officer one-inch mug.Rick: Did you see Paul last night?
Dave: Nah mate, I heard he was wasted though!
Rick: Mate! Wasted is an understatement! He got up on the table and got his one eyed milkman out in front of the whole pub.
Dave: Nah mate, I heard he was wasted though!
Rick: Mate! Wasted is an understatement! He got up on the table and got his one eyed milkman out in front of the whole pub.
by I catch dinosaurs September 28, 2011
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boy 2: yeah, i was gonna tug me Johnson but i'd already indulged in several sessions of self-pleasuring and couldn't make him salute, all i ended up doing was mourning a dead one (proceeds to cry over memories)
boy 2: yeah, i was gonna tug me Johnson but i'd already indulged in several sessions of self-pleasuring and couldn't make him salute, all i ended up doing was mourning a dead one (proceeds to cry over memories)
by berrylads August 23, 2011
Get the mourning a dead one mug.To have the most kinky sex of your life. So much choking, S&M, buttsex, fetishes, crazy outfits, and insanity that you'll both (or all 3) barely escape with your lives. This entire time though, you'll be maintaining eye contact with the other person(s) and balling your eyes out because you know that what you're doing will never ever compare with 60th base.
Shirley- So i just got out of the hospital.. attempted one millionth base a few weeks ago.
Bobby Sue- Yeah right, your name is way too wholesome for that.
Kyle- Yeah, you're lying. No way you're even been to 38th base let alone one millionth.
Bobby Sue- Yeah right, your name is way too wholesome for that.
Kyle- Yeah, you're lying. No way you're even been to 38th base let alone one millionth.
by toasty-t-dawg March 18, 2011
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John -Hey dude, did u see Sarah's display pic? She looks soooo hot!
Steve- Ya, bro! But the rest of her pics are not as cute, she's a one photo wonder.
Steve- Ya, bro! But the rest of her pics are not as cute, she's a one photo wonder.
by Celtic princess April 8, 2011
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