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braid job

1.The act of using one or more hair braids to get someone off. Can be applied to either sex.

2. The act of getting your hair braided by someone.
Man: "damn, girl. Dat braid job doe.
by roostertit February 24, 2014
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Steve Jobs

A dead body lying in Apple Park who is already dead in 2011 lol bruhhhhhh and invited a fucking small iPhone 4s and ugly iPhone 3gs and shity big iPad just like a shity big iPhone
and Steve Jobs created many fucking stubid apple fans as they are brainless and buying fucking overpriced stuffs
Guy A: look, he just like one of the Steve Jobs fans
Guy B: pqlmn I love apple iPhone Android is shit rjvbzx
by PolyMoster February 7, 2022
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erzincan ear job

When the male cums on the female’s ear and then sucks it up with their mouth and then kisses and transfers the cum to the female .
Yo i just did an erzincan ear job last night on Stacy!
by erzincanmale September 28, 2025
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Jim Job

Poor craftsmanship, primarily in the state of Florida.
I hired a contractor to renovate my home and I ended up getting a Jim Job
by urbandic1234 July 21, 2018
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Chelsea job

A high paying job with little or no responsibilities given to someone with little or no qualifications because of their connections.
Even though he dropped out of college, his Dad got him a Chelsea job at the bank making 6 figures.
by Vorlock September 28, 2018
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Lawn job

When some trim a man pubic hair and then proceeds to blow them.
Dude I’m going to my buddy’s house to give him a lawn job.
by Spacecadet May 17, 2019
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Elf Job

When A woman/man's partner LOVE'S Christmas so much they dress up as a christmas elf and preform oral sex while pretending to be from the north pole.
Last night I was so excited for the holidays I put on my elf hat, suspenders, green tights and my shoes with the bells and gave my husband an Elf job under the mistletoe! H
by Defnotyourname November 6, 2017
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