Box set blues

The sadness you feel when a box set you have been binging finishes!

Finished binging breaking bad, now have the box set blues!

by Mcja1982 January 5, 2022

Out of the box

New. Fresh. Mint. Newfreshmint- a prequel and sequel to “refreshment”.

Sugar Daddy: “How’s my boy doin’”
Sug. Baby: “After those new (insert expensive product) are delivered, I’ll be out of the box”

Bartholomew of the Eleventh House of Durbenshire Upon Avon: “Here’s your water, my friend.”
Bob: ::chugs water:: ::breathes heavily:: ::breathes heavily again:: :: and again:: “Oh my god. Thank you, Durby- running 6,000 miles can really wear a person out.. but this refreshment put me right back out of the box. I’m going to kiss you now.”
Durby: “... wait, what?..”
Durby: “.. Do it.”

by N.A.V.I. January 14, 2022

Rocky Mountain Snot Box

When you farmer your nose into her lady parts for lube

There was no KY jelly available but Rocky Mountain snot box and we were good to go.

by Mbop January 14, 2022

klefander box

What does a joke the fake part on a automobile

Well we checked out your car looks like the klefander box is bad.

by RUDAWG January 15, 2022

Sword in Box

When a penis gets vaginally inserted into a vacooch.

Me: “GUYS did you hear what Sydney and billy did last night ?”
Emma and delia: “What did syd do with that sexy athletic tall man????”
Me: “rumor has it he put his godly sword in her deep box”
Emma and delia: “he put his sword in her box?? I can’t believe syd got deflowered”
Me: “ I wish someone would put their sword in box”

by Urmom201 January 16, 2022

Indiana juice box

The act of sticking a juice box into another person's asshole, and having them clench hard enough to blow the box open and squirt it in your face.

Last night Anna leigh gave me an indiana juice box in front of the fire place.

by Buute whole January 17, 2022

Box of Neutrals.

When your gearbox or transaxle has shat itself, and you can't get a gear.

I mean, I was testing the Gen 3 car, and it shat itself.
Ended up with another box of neutrals.

by Podcast DSO January 20, 2022