dick jerky

a term used to describe a male who hasn't gotten laid in so long that his penis has dried and shriveled up to almost nothing. This person becomes insecure and angry towards the world. He compensates for these feelings by going on power trips and belittling others to make himself feel superior.

Police Officers, asshole managers, republicans,etc.......

Ben(line cook): Hey Dave, I finished all the cleanup and everything looks good, can I go now, my wife is in labor at the hospital.

Dave(manager): Well, that's great but I'm going to need you to detail the fryer machine too......that would be great, thanks.

Ben: You're such a fuckin' piece of dick jerky Dave. I QUIT!!

by dragonzombie October 16, 2009

Dick Pretzel

When two men tie their penises together to make a pretzel shape.

Man1: Do you wanna make a Dick Pretzel later tonight.
Man2: Sure but only if you bring the mustard.

Man1: Man, I'm really in the mood for a Dick Pretzel
Man2: Eh I would rather have a chumbler

by waka floka September 6, 2010

Dick Necklace

An honorary award for a person who makes a homo erotic comment either on purpose or by accident.

Cal: Those jeans make his ass look weird.

Cal was awarded the dick necklace for the day for this unbelievable homo erotic commment.

by Allah Rackbar April 20, 2009

dick loogie

Dick Loogie is another term for cum shot aka Protein shot aka dick yogurt

She got on her knees and I shot my dick loogie all over her face.

by Chillmode May 10, 2006

puddle-of-dick

The act of being in an extreme state of drunkeness; to stumble around heavily intoxicated mumbling incomprehensivly; To be stooped over in a puddle of your own vomit without the knowlege of your current situation

1)After 10 shots of Jose Cuervo and 5 glasses of scotch on the rocks, Mark ended up as a puddle-of-dick last night.

2)"Dude, check out that puddle-of-dick, no way is he getting it up tonight"

by Brisk! September 18, 2006

bit the dick

to screw up a once in a lifetime chance

tom brady really bit the dick a the superbowl last night

or

honestly, chris is really biting the dick thinking that i didn't come up with this definition

by robert andrew January 11, 2009

drizzle dick

1. When you take a piss and dont shake enough and the rest of the pee drips out.

I was pissing in the lav and i got drizzle dick from not shaking enough.

by natebowden May 13, 2008