God

so basically a guy called squid also known as Syd

he is god because amazing and everything

tammy: Squid ur fully god

squid: yes ik

by sqx1d January 8, 2022

Gods me

When you get a 9 iron shoved up the arse....

Bro Justin Gods’d the shit outta me last night!

“Oh yes werlin Gods me good”

by Sikvnt December 23, 2020

God Only Knows

A song by American rock band the Beach Boys from their 1966 album Pet Sounds. It is often considered the Greatest love anthem of all-time.

Carl Wilson: "If you should ever leave me, well, life would still go on, believe me. The world could show nothing to me, so what good would living do me? God only knows what I'd be without you."

by titty69muncher August 19, 2024

I swear to god no crosses count

U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.

Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t

I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count

by Partygoer n kingsheep January 8, 2024

God

A falsified leader of a religion who’s existence ultimately lead to the death of more people than any existing war.

"God" is kind of a dirtbag if you think about it..

by Asterisk Potato December 2, 2023

Ginnie god

To be a ginnie god, that will require warm up belly flops a few weeks in advanced to prep for water impact.

Matt will be the next ginnie god

by Maryjayjay March 21, 2022

Dilf God

Dilf God is the God of all Dilfs , this god has already pledged their allegiance to Milf God. If ever encountered by either of them pledge your allegiance.

My Dad got home from church , he said they worship someone called "Dilf God"

by Elaine’s Abyss Flower September 22, 2021