Skip to main content
Something EVERYONE does, even if they'd die before admitting it.

There's a few possible parental reactions to seeing their kid doing it.
1, (Usually mom): *Scream* "What are you doing?!"
2, (Usually dad): *Sits* "There comes a time in a person's life when they must become an adult. You put the pole in the hole, some people like hole-on-hole. But for pole-hole, when you don't want kids, put on this bit of rubber called a condom on any hole...A woman of course, man-on-man can't end in a baby. If you want a baby, you don't wear one and you put the pole in the wet, throbbing, slippery hole and let the white stuff in it a few times. She'll make noise, which means you're doing good. I'll keep explaining tomorrow."
3, (🔥Rare Drop🔥): "It's okay, everyone does it."
4, (✨️LEGENDARY!!!✨️): *Doesn't care enough to when say anything*

These are parental reactions to their kids who jack off
Jack Off by Prince of the Void December 5, 2025
I wish I had your number so we could just talk things out. I gave you mine I suppose my answer is that you don’t want to talk. I’ll miss you always baby I don’t think I can love anyone else.
Jack g is my missing piece I’m so lonely without him
Jack g by Iloveyouhoneyitsok December 10, 2025

Jack Dylan grazer

Jack Dylan grazer is the cutest boy on the planet and he’s dating the hottest girl known to man!hannah jade Mitchell!!they are so cute together and are gonna get married soon!!he loves her very much and she loves him too
Person 1:’hey did you hear about Hannah jade mitchell and Jack Dylan grazer?’

Person 2:’omg yeah,they are so cute together and I’m so jealous of Hannah to be dating the cutest and best actor ever’

Person 1:’yeah,they are gonna get married soon’

Person 3:’are we talking about Jack Dylan grazer and Hannah jade mitchell?’

Person 2:’yeah,aren’t they just so cute?’

Person 3: ‘omg yesss,jannah for life’

Jack Johnson

When a man ejaculates on the knuckles of his fist, and then punches his partner in the face with that fist.
They were getting it on, and right before he came, he pulled out, nutted on his fist, and gave her Jack Johnson.

Jack Robins

Definition for when someone is loosing their mind, ie Tweaking
Woah that guys a real jack Robins.
Jack Robins by Jizzletrizzle February 13, 2026
A young man who goes to jail regularly and isn’t big enough to defend himself so he typically becomes a larger man’s masturbator or pocket pussy eg: Jack Jack, to help regulate testosterone imbalances
I seen him in the shower with a Jack Jack,
Oh him he just a Jack Jack,
You better not have touched my Jack Jack,
Jack jack by D-Main March 12, 2026