God

the creator of all things

and is NOT just dog backwards idk why yall gat to be so rude

Christian: There is one GOD

Muslim: Facts but its not Jesus
Christian: u sure bud?
Hindu: No there are over a trillion GODs
Pagan: Nah Mother Nature is god ngl
Christian, Muslim and Hindu: SHUT UP
Atheist: Have yall ever heard of science!

by SHLKNSBMB April 05, 2024

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We can all agree that god has the biggest penis since he created them

Omg i want to suck off god so bad he muct have the fattest juiciest cock ever ooOOHohhOOOhh im so horny OooHohOOhhh

by im a pancake November 10, 2022

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He has nothing nice to say about you

"I've mert God. He had nothing nice to say about you."

by SZASZUKEEEEEE May 09, 2022

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an invisible man, "homo hater", "people of color hater", a person people put theyre fingers in the air and sing i a little song for, in the sky, who people claim is real, makes night water taste so good, etc etc

person: may god bless you
person 2: ok

by dolly_girl123 May 12, 2021

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