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finger muppet

Somebody who contorts their fingers while posing for photograph.
Look at those finger muppets trying look cooler than they are. Try hards.
by LowHz September 11, 2016
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Play the five-fingered flute

Whenever I see your mother, I start playing the five fingered flute.

That bish Kemdrick Lamara is overrated as hell, but she looking, every time she preforms I play the five-fingered flute.
by RealTalkThemHo September 9, 2016
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Finger-Bum

to place ones finger, in ones bum whilst under instruction to only place fingers in the vagina.
"OH MY GAWD, MEXICAN! WHY DID YOU FINGER -BUM ME!! THERE WAS NO BUM CONSENT!"

Good ol'Finger-Bum
by Dan&Indi September 8, 2016
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Crusty Finger

A Crusty Finger is when the toilet paper splits and your finger passionately pierces your rectum, and you forget to wash your hand so the poo becomes crusty.
My mate ate a sandwich with a crusty finger.
by ISadlyHaveNoLife September 3, 2016
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Finger Blending

I. When you stick a finger in yours / someone else's asshole and twirl your finger

2. When you don't have a wisk and you mix everything with your finger
Guy: Oh man! We don't have any toys!

Guy 2: you know.. We could always try finger blending!
by The.Cooking.Show.2g1c. September 3, 2016
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Finger Vomit

when your fingers text faster than your brain wants them to resulting in a text message you really regret
"fuck I just confessed my love to Sally"

"shit man don't finger vomit"
by tomballsack August 31, 2016
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Nun's finger

Nun's finger refers to the lump on the middle finger from writing long papers with a pen. It's common among university students during their exam periods, especially MBA and medical students who have very long exams papers to write. It is thought to have come from a joke about nuns getting a similar lump, or rubbing sore from holding candles in a similar way to a pen but using them to pleasure themselves. There is also possible reference to the virginity of a finger, as the nun's finger syndrome is more common when the finger owner has not performed a great deal of intensive writing for some time.
As I am a computer programmer, I don't write with a pen any more I have a nun's finger from all my MBA exams.
by Mother superiority August 2, 2016
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