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John

John is unpredictable and incredible. John can literally lit up someone's life with his unpredictable humor. His existence is someone's happiness, that a person never deem that his presence would just turn things around in an unpredictable way. His gaze is a weakness.It shows how he can be genuine and fragile too. He's incredible in all aspects, that even though a person is normally have imperfections, for him, it makes him more unique and deserving to be loved. He is extravagant—someone that will always worthy of all good things. A John in a person's life is a blessing. A gift from God that is so undeserving for us, because he is more than what we have asked for. Better acknowledge John forever.
by Lucialena May 14, 2022
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John

John is an idiot. He sucks at Minecraft. He’s cool though. He can make some good toast. And has cool dogs. His music taste is kinda trash tho. If you know a John, he is cool. Be friends with him. Don’t get to close tho, they are known to bite when crowded. lol.
Guy 1: “Have you met John?”
Guy 2:”No.”
by Swordsman891 October 27, 2020
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john quantavious dingleberry the eighth castle jr

A very beautiful Asian man. He's known to be the chillest man on Earth, he's also very sexy.
Rachel: "OMG! WHO'S THAT?!"
Samantha: "YOU DON'T KNOW? THAT'S JOHN QUANTAVIOUS DINGLEBERRY THE EIGHTH CASTLE JR."
Rachel: "WHY'S HIS NAME SO LONG?"
Samantha: "IT'S UNIQUE!"
Kills Rachel
by Stuffedhobo July 10, 2023
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John

John is so weird. He looks like a pear. He needs a haircut. He has no hairline. A John would never be kind, even if his life depended on it.
I hate John. He makes me rage!
by MyTerror December 10, 2019
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John's Greenhouse

That special place you go to with the slight wobbly / euphoric feelings at the start of a breath hold in apnea. This is caused by purging (deep breathing, like blowing out candles) a number times immediately prior to the hold.
Ady was wondering around John's greenhouse, contemplating the beauty of the world from a slightly off kilter perspective, feeling the love for the place and its freedive participants; when he suddenly remembered he was holding his breath at a notanx session and a couple of minutes had already passed!!!
by Timbooo June 18, 2008
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Pulling a John

Drinking five tall rum and cokes and beating a member of your immediate family.
"I heard R-Kelly pulled a John last week" "If you try to make me go back to rehab imma pull a John on all ya'll motherfuckers" "on god im Pulling a John this weekend"
by CouchCreamerVance October 6, 2025
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John Crews

A person that makes everyone around super duper horny. His hot body gives erections to everyone in a ten foot radius.
That dude John Crews made me cum as soon as I saw him.
by Aiden Johnson September 27, 2023
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