Definitions by CouchCreamerVance

Pulling a John 

Drinking five tall rum and cokes and beating a member of your immediate family.

"I heard R-Kelly pulled a John last week" "If you try to make me go back to rehab imma pull a John on all ya'll motherfuckers" "on god im Pulling a John this weekend"

Pulling a John by CouchCreamerVance October 6, 2025